rabioheab:

if you take the letters from “OBAMA” and change them to numbers based on what number that letter is in the alphabet then you get 15 2 1 13 1, which adds up to 32 which is the current age of former backstreet boy nick carter. if that doesn’t scare you, then you don’t know the true meaning of fear.

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pizza:

an epic trilogy

baboushkat:

2 seconds of this played before it crashed and i was already crying with laughter.

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epic-humor:

overly attached fans

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itsonlyyforever:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

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“the thug life chose me”

this is the greatest thing ever

live fast die young bad girls do it well

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anglosexual:

misandryinhaiku:

“women are weaklings!”

i’m strong enough to carry

your corpse to the woods

this haiku is my favorite haiku

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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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kenway:

last quarter of the school year more like

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jaclcfrost:

if i call you friend

• we are friend

if you call me friend

• we are friend

if you want to be my friend

• we are friend

friend

• we are friend

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h0llo:

minccinorris:

the best fucking vine video ever

I’ve watched this 12 times and its so funny the little lady

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